The Monkees In A Ghost Town Interview
Bob: Hey Mike? Show's over. What're you doin', babe.
Mike (stands up from painting on his director's chair): Putting a, putting a name there on the back of my chair.
Bob: What is it?
Mike: "Lauren St. David" is the name.
Bob: Why? Wh-- I mean why, why you put that, uh, name on the chair?
Mike: Lauren St. David?
Bob: Yeah.
Mike: I, I don't want anybody to recognize me.
(Bob laughs.)
Davy (holds up a camera filter): What is this? Somebody? Please? Sir?
Peter: Anybody, speak out.
Davy: Mr. Cameraman?
Cameraman (from off-camera): "Half-net".
Davy: Half-net. Everybody, this is a half-net.
Peter (mocking Davy's accent): It's not a "hahf-net" you idiot, it's a ha--
Micky: What is this?
Davy: This here--
Micky: This is a blue gel.
Davy: Now this is a, a messed-up double--
Bob: Hey, Davy? Davy, wait a minute. What, if, if you saw that thing'n you didn't know what it was, what would you guess it was?
(Micky laughs.)
Davy: In my opinion, I'd say that was a K. An' I just did it.
Peter: See, no, you got it the wrong way around. It's the electronic symbol for a transistor.
(Bob mumbles something...)
Davy: Or, if you put it that way, if you--
Bob: Hey Mike, there's a whole bunch of 'em down by your feet. What are they?
Mike: This here? (Picks up small pile.)
Bob: Yuh.
Mike: Uh. They're a uh, deck of cards in disguise.
Bob: A what?
Mike: Deck of cards in disguise.
Bob: Alright.
Peter: Alright do a card trick, Mike. Do a card trick.
Mike: You want me to do a card trick?
Peter: Do a card trick. Do a card trick.
Mike: Uh... I gotta shuffle 'em first. ...Didn't see that didja?
(Bob giggles.)
Mike: Pick a card, any card.
Peter: Any card?
Mike: Any card.
Peter: Just any card anywhere?
Mike: Any, any card you wanna pick!
Davy: Uh they-- they're not real cards, though.
Peter: Shhhh!
Mike: Cool it, will ya please. ...Okay. You look at it?
Peter: Yup.
Mike: It's the uh... King of Spades.
Davy: How--
Peter: How-- how did you know?!
Davy: Come on!
Peter: Come on, how did you know...?
Mike (laughing smugly): It's the only one missing.
Bob: I don't believe it.
Davy: Aw...
(Peter and Davy throw their filters at Mike.)
Bob: G'night fellas.
Mike: G'nite.
Davy: G'niii-ite!
